Mark Kermode's Worst Five Films of the Year (so far)

"Blimey, Charlie."

Flappy handed BBC film critic Mark Kermode has revealed his worst films of 2013 thus far on his Kermode Uncut blog. You can watch him announce them in the video below, emphasising each one with his trademark flapping hands... or you can just read the semi-transcription below....



5. A Good Day to Die Hard - "Bruce, just stop."

4. G.I. Joe: Retaliation- "You've never seen so many people in the same screening hoping the projector doesn't work."

3. Texas Chainsaw 3D- "Leave my childhood memories alone!"

2. Run for Your Wife - "On its opening weekend the film took around £700."

1. Movie 43 - "An extraordinary star-studded venture that raises the question: why, oh why, oh why?"

It must be noted that this was filmed before Kermode's recent review of Michael Bay's Pain & Gain, a movie he thought even worse than his previous low-benchmark, Sex and the City 2. It makes the wrap-up conclusion a little sad knowing what's to come for the poor guy.

What do you think are the worst films of 2013 so far?